Stupid man, trolls don’t ask riddles!

I think it’s a known fact that crossing a bridge means the likelihood of a bridge troll encounter, and that bridge trolls (unlike Sphinx’s) don’t ask riddles.  They just take shit from you.  I bet the folklore of bridge trolls came from some guy in the old world who was big and fat and ugly [...]

Turning Japanese

This is a joke about Anime, or Japanese Animation.  I’ve told better jokes.

Man, where the hell have I been?

As you’ve probably noticed, I’ve been gone for a while from the blog.  That’s because I’ve been busy redesigned the entire Meaningless site, and it involves sitting in front of the computer all day.  When that happens, the idea of taking free time to write this blog (also sitting in front of the computer), totally [...]

Back from Hawaii

I’ve been thinking about Hawaii a lot (shocker).  Guess that’s where this came from.  I originally didn’t have all the uses of “Dude” in there, but when I accidentally used it twice, I figured it’d make for a nice side joke to over-use it.
So, since I’ve been unemployed, I’ve been getting a lot of work [...]

Those are some tasty sandwiches…

Today’s comic is dark.  Sorry.  It happens.
I like Subway “okay”.  I feel like they’re the Bud Light of the sandwich chain world.  It’s average.  You’ll deal with it if you have to, hell, you might really enjoy it.  But no one seriously prefers it over the higher-end stuff.  In beer, that’s pretty much anything that’s [...]

And so it begins…

Today marks my first day free of employment doing my own thing!  I’ve been trying to keep myself busy, so sorry I haven’t blogged yet.  Over the weekend, I filled in the rest of last week as well as did some cartoons to cover the weekend.  Oh, yes, that’s right, Meaningless is going to be [...]

Late Comics

Sorry I’ve been absent from the site for the last two days. I’ve been mad-busy working on the site re-design along with a bunch of other side projects, so I haven’t had the time. I’m actually going to make it up to you this weekend by filling in the rest of the week [...]

The Daily Rant: Paying for Internet

I was reading an article yesterday about how in the hole YouTube is over maintenance costs and how the entire idea of the internet is starting to break down.  It’s no secret that the internet is not filled with mystical wonders and easy money.  The tech-bubble that burst in the late 90’s had everything to [...]

Jimmy’s Washington Report

Man, I can’t wait for my job to be over.  See, when it is, I will be doing all of my Meaningless comics during the day (specifically, on Wednesday), and then update them every morning like normal.  This will mean I will no longer be doing them five-minutes after I wake up so errors like [...]

Life with Parcheesi

I’ve never played Parcheesi.  I don’t even know what kind of game it is.  Apparently it’s the game of the devil, so I’d better learn.  So if he wants to play with me, I don’t tell him “no”.  He hates that.  He’s kind of a big baby that way.