Stupid man, trolls don’t ask riddles!

I think it’s a known fact that crossing a bridge means the likelihood of a bridge troll encounter, and that bridge trolls (unlike Sphinx’s) don’t ask riddles.  They just take shit from you.  I bet the folklore of bridge trolls came from some guy in the old world who was big and fat and ugly [...]

Turning Japanese

This is a joke about Anime, or Japanese Animation.  I’ve told better jokes.

Man, where the hell have I been?

As you’ve probably noticed, I’ve been gone for a while from the blog.  That’s because I’ve been busy redesigned the entire Meaningless site, and it involves sitting in front of the computer all day.  When that happens, the idea of taking free time to write this blog (also sitting in front of the computer), totally [...]

Back from Hawaii

I’ve been thinking about Hawaii a lot (shocker).  Guess that’s where this came from.  I originally didn’t have all the uses of “Dude” in there, but when I accidentally used it twice, I figured it’d make for a nice side joke to over-use it.
So, since I’ve been unemployed, I’ve been getting a lot of work [...]

Those are some tasty sandwiches…

Today’s comic is dark.  Sorry.  It happens.
I like Subway “okay”.  I feel like they’re the Bud Light of the sandwich chain world.  It’s average.  You’ll deal with it if you have to, hell, you might really enjoy it.  But no one seriously prefers it over the higher-end stuff.  In beer, that’s pretty much anything that’s [...]

Late Comics

Sorry I’ve been absent from the site for the last two days. I’ve been mad-busy working on the site re-design along with a bunch of other side projects, so I haven’t had the time. I’m actually going to make it up to you this weekend by filling in the rest of the week [...]

Jimmy’s Washington Report

Man, I can’t wait for my job to be over.  See, when it is, I will be doing all of my Meaningless comics during the day (specifically, on Wednesday), and then update them every morning like normal.  This will mean I will no longer be doing them five-minutes after I wake up so errors like [...]

Life with Parcheesi

I’ve never played Parcheesi.  I don’t even know what kind of game it is.  Apparently it’s the game of the devil, so I’d better learn.  So if he wants to play with me, I don’t tell him “no”.  He hates that.  He’s kind of a big baby that way.

Happy Birthday to Me!

No, it’s not my birthday, me being the person who writes this blog.  It’s Meaningless’s birthday, the webcomic I talk about on no-where-near a daily basis.  And, look, HE GOT CAKE!
In case you’re not my friend on Facebook and you don’t follow me on Twitter, you probably don’t know about my EPIC PLAN.  Conditions of [...]

Racecar Driver spelled backwards is Revird Racecar!

Hey.  I would take the man’s advice.
Hey, here’s a thing I’m working on-

What is he?  Who is he?  What the hell is going on?!
Seeeeecrets…