FAKE PIRATE

I imagine a world where there’s a fake-pirate cruise ship.  This cruise ship would be amazing.  It would be entirely decked out (heh) in a pirate ship theme.  The whole cruise would be staffed with fake pirates, fake canons, and real parrots.  They would launch fake attacks on other, more traditional cruise ships.  Guests would [...]

Jimmy’s Washington Report

Man, I can’t wait for my job to be over.  See, when it is, I will be doing all of my Meaningless comics during the day (specifically, on Wednesday), and then update them every morning like normal.  This will mean I will no longer be doing them five-minutes after I wake up so errors like [...]

Pirates are theatrically hard to please

I haven’t seen Wicked.  But these two pirates have, and I trust their word.  Pirates rarely lie.  They’re very poorly educated and typically very direct with their opinions.  They don’t hold back.
I’m not a Broadway fan.  There’s been some shows and some musicals I’ve enjoyed, but they were usually not the average piece of Broadway [...]